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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Cunt

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  Birthday Cards

  Cunt Card

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  Birthday Cards

  To a special Cunt, Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday to the only gay in (Town Here)

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Ye Wee Cunt

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OH SHIT! (Positive Pregnancy Test)

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Oh Fuck! We’re pregnant!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  OOPS! (Positive Pregnancy Test)

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Congratulations, Your Genitals work!

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Shithead

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Dickhead

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in December – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in November – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in October – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in September – Happy Birthday!

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  August Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in August – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in July – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in June – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in May – Happy Birthday!

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  April Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in April – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in March – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in February – Happy Birthday!

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  Birthday Cards

  Only twats are born in January – Happy Birthday!

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  Wedding & Engagement Cards

  Marriage Wankers

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  Wedding & Engagement Cards

  Congratulations to you and your bride. How much did you buy her for?

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  Thank You Cards

  Thanks a fucking lot!

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  This card is for your vagina…. RIP

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Big Tits

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  Who’s The Dad? I’ll fucking Kill Him! I mean… Congratulations

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  New Home Cards

  Mortgage Wanker

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