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  New Home Cards

  Congrats On The New House, Remember To Keep It Clean You Lazy Fucker!

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  Leaving Cards

  Sorry to hear you’re leaving…. fucking good riddance

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  Leaving Cards

  You’ll be missed…. not!!

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  Leaving Cards

  Bon Voyage You Cunt

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  Father's Day Cards

  To the best (Farter) Father in the world

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day you fucking legend!

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  Congratulations Cards

  This is basically a congratulations card for fucking my Mum!

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  Father's Day Cards

  Literally the first Father’s Day card I saw

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  Birthday Cards

  Hey Cunt… Happy Birthday!

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  Father's Day Cards

  Happy Father’s Day Man Boobs

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday You Old Cunt

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  Pregnancy & New Baby Cards

  At least we know you’re not firing blanks… I Mean Congratulations

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday Man Boobs

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  Birthday Cards

  Happy Birthday You Sad Old Cunt

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  New Home Cards

  Congrats On Your New Shag Pad

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  Birthday Cards

  You’re Such A Cunt Happy Birthday!

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I LOVE TO FUCK YOU

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I Sure Need Pet Insurance, Cos I’m Gonna Let You Destroy My Pussy

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  You’re so hot I’d let you use my face as a toilet

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in December – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in November – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in October – Happy Birthday

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  Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in September – Happy Birthday

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  August Birthday Cards

  Only Wankers Are born in August – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in July – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in June – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in May – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in April – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in March – Happy Birthday

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  Only Wankers Are born in February – Happy Birthday

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