Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card

Designed byLisa


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Novelty Chocolate Bar Sweary Card – Rude Birthday Card – For Family & Friends – Greetings Card

Introducing the “Twat Fusion” Chocolate Card, a cheeky blend of two popular chocolate bars that just happen to spell TWAT! Share the laughs and your kindest birthday wish with this playful and tongue-in-cheek wit. Designed by Droplettedesigns.

All our greeting cards are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing.

We even give you the option to choose the colour of your envelope.

All cards are delivered in a hard back envelope to ensure your perfect card is delivered in excellent condition.

Delivery Information

Royal Mail 1st Class (estimated 1-3 working days) = £1.10 and 25p for every subsequent card.

Royal Mail 2nd Class (estimated 2-5 working days) = £0.75 and 25p for every subsequent card.

Royal Mail Tracked 24 (estimated 1 working day) = £3.95

Royal Mail Tracked 48 (estimated 2 working day) = £3.55


EU & International

EU Airmail (estimated 3-10 working days) = £2.20 and 30p for every subsequent card.

International (estimated 5-15 working days) = £2.55 and 50p for every subsequent card.


Order by 2pm Monday – Friday* and we’ll dispatch your card the same day.

*Excludes UK bank holidays

Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by Royal Mail.


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