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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas from your best fuck buddy

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  Christmas Cards

  Merry Christmas to my best fuck buddy

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  Here’s to another year looking at your gunt!

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Thank you for another cunt of a year together

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Happy Anniversary From Your Favourite Cunt

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Cunt

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  Let’s do something really special to celebrate our anniversary… How about anal?

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  The First Thing I Noticed About You Was Your Heart, The Fact That Your Tits Are In Front Of Your Heart Is Not My Fault

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  Anniversary Cards For Girlfriend

  I Love You Even With Your Hairy Fanny – Happy Anniversary

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  Love & Anniversary Cards

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  You’re my favourite thing to do

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  Anniversary Cards For Boyfriend

  I still love you even when your farts smell

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  Happy Anniversary – It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do ya!

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  Happy Fucking Anniversary

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  Merry Fucking Christmas

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  Merry Christmas – Don’t eat all the mince pies you fat cunt!

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  Christmas Cards

  All I want for Christmas is (to fuck) you

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  Merry Christmas You Cunt

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  Good Riddance To That Wanker!

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  I Can’t believe It Lasted This long… I Mean, Sorry About The Divorce!

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  Congrats On The Divorce… About Fucking Time!

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  When One Becomes Two

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