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  Happy Birthday Ye Wee Cunt

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  Only twats are born in December – Happy Birthday!

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  Thanks a fucking lot!

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  Congrats On The New House, Remember To Keep It Clean You Lazy Fucker!

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  Sorry to hear you’re leaving…. fucking good riddance

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  You’ll be missed…. not!!

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  Bon Voyage You Cunt

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  Hey Cunt… Happy Birthday!

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  You’re Such A Cunt Happy Birthday!

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  I LOVE TO FUCK YOU

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