February 14th, the one day a year when expressing your love for your significant other is no longer optional. Public displays of affection are rife, Facebook feeds are full of gloating images of flowers, jewellery, perfume and chocolate, couples check in at the most romantic hotels, fork out for expensive meals at candle lit restaurants and garage forecourts become the last chance saloon for desperate men scrambling for a bouquet and a card.

Instead of becoming part of the sea of hearts, roses and traditional Valentine’s Day tat why not show your partner how much you love them by demonstrating how well you know them? So, if they’re a cunt, tell them with a card from our range of cunt Valentine’s Day cards.